Duke Nukem forever!

Here are some quotes from Duke Nukem! Enjoy it!

Ah… much better! [after peeing on the toilet]

Come get some!

Damn… I’m looking good! [after looking at himself in a mirror]

Why I’m So Great [Duke Nukem's autobiography].

Damn, you’re ugly

Guess again, freakshow. I’m coming back to town, and the last thing that’s gonna go through your mind before you die… is my size- 13 boot!

Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself. [Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine]

I’ll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

I’ve got balls of steel. [examining the Duke Nukem pinball machine in an arcade]

Nobody steals our chicks… and lives!

Shake it, baby!

Shit happens. [after stepping in alien feces]

What are you waitin’ for? Christmas? [after the player has been away from keyboard for a while]

Who wants some?

You’re an inspiration for birth control.

My boot, your face; the perfect couple.

Ooh, that’s gotta hurt. (says sarcastically after blowing up enemy corpses)

Oh…your ass is grass and I’ve got the weed-whacker.

Don’t worry about it, saving chicks is what I’m all about!

Babe: “Duke, you’re my hero!” Duke: “You must be 18 or older to ride.”

Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn – I love this job!

Half man, half animal, all dead.

Hmm, so there is life after death… (after respawning)

I am king of the world, baby! (reference to the 1997 film “Titanic”)

I could use some new boots. (when Duke encounters a mutant crocodile)

Rest in pieces!

You are the missing link. Goodbye. (Reference to the game show The Weakest Link)

This room is bugged (when Duke encounters a mutant roach or fly)

Batteries not included! (after killing a robot/mech)