Check out the trailer of my incoming game
Oct
22
Here are some quotes from Duke Nukem! Enjoy it!
Ah… much better! [after peeing on the toilet]
Come get some!
Damn… I’m looking good! [after looking at himself in a mirror]
Why I’m So Great [Duke Nukem's autobiography].
Damn, you’re ugly
Guess again, freakshow. I’m coming back to town, and the last thing that’s gonna go through your mind before you die… is my size- 13 boot!
Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself. [Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine]
I’ll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
I’ve got balls of steel. [examining the Duke Nukem pinball machine in an arcade]
Nobody steals our chicks… and lives!
Shake it, baby!
Shit happens. [after stepping in alien feces]
What are you waitin’ for? Christmas? [after the player has been away from keyboard for a while]
Who wants some?
You’re an inspiration for birth control.
My boot, your face; the perfect couple.
Ooh, that’s gotta hurt. (says sarcastically after blowing up enemy corpses)
Oh…your ass is grass and I’ve got the weed-whacker.
Don’t worry about it, saving chicks is what I’m all about!
Babe: “Duke, you’re my hero!” Duke: “You must be 18 or older to ride.”
Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn – I love this job!
Half man, half animal, all dead.
Hmm, so there is life after death… (after respawning)
I am king of the world, baby! (reference to the 1997 film “Titanic”)
I could use some new boots. (when Duke encounters a mutant crocodile)
Rest in pieces!
You are the missing link. Goodbye. (Reference to the game show The Weakest Link)
This room is bugged (when Duke encounters a mutant roach or fly)
Batteries not included! (after killing a robot/mech)
Oct
07
I shotted these arrows in my archery lesson!
I didn’t wanted to shoot the balloon of course! 
Oct
07
Have u seen the deadliest sniper in the world? It’s called Barret .50 caliber, if u have played CoD4 you know that is the best sniper in the game, in real life is the sniper with the highest caliber (.50!!) Watch here the specs:
And here see it in action! (what a kick!)
Sep
20
See the trailer from the new game Star Wars: The old Republic!!
Sep
20
If you think that Internet here is slow you should try South Africa’s Internet!
According to a local news agency, a pigeon with a memory card attach to his feet, took 1h 08m to reach the second office of the Unlimited IT, 80 kilometers away from each other. Adding the time required to transfer the data to the computer, this operation in total took 2h 06m 57s.
Through the Internet, 4% of that information took the same time to be downloaded!!!
